I was recently at Diamond Leisure Beach and Golf Resort. This meant I was spending my days in or lying at the swimming pool or at the beach drinking copious amounts of mojito.
It rained quite a bit and when it did I would spend a lot of time on the balcony of my room where — at some point — I hurled an orange at a rogue monkey that had disrespected my lady. (The monkey ate the orange, an act of great disrespect and mockery towards me).
