It appears my phone is being tapped, and, truly, no-one is more surprised about that than I am. As a middle-aged professional writer, I never expected to make it onto anyone’s surveillance list, but whoever decided I was that interesting: hats off to you, Sir. I am honoured.
Unfortunately, it’s a judgment call, in terms of spending of funds, that I would definitely question, as I happen to know just how dull my phone use is.
